On planting cucumbers
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On planting cucumbers
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Re: On planting cucumbers
I wonder if I should replant? I was wearing clothing when I planted the seeds and I am also not a man. Oh well, I guess I will just cross my fingers and see if they germinate.
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Re: On planting cucumbers
Followed the directions as best as I could .... with a few deviations .... the date was 17 May, I did wear shoes and I'm not young. No significant injuries noted. We'll see what happens.
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It's well past May 1st, I'm way past young, and with almost 100 cucumber varieties to plant this year, starting to plant seed before sunup might take me well into midday. On a sunny day, I don't want a sunburn where the sun is not supposed to shine. 

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"Naked, young man"?
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Pagans surely had some fun.
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Haha oh my not shure if my neighbors will like my hubby runnin around all naky but again he isn’t young and I’m the one that planted do guess that’s out haha
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Re: On planting cucumbers
Best planting advice I have seen in a long long time!
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Re: On planting cucumbers
It looks like y'all are going to be having some insect damage on your cuc's this year. Better get yourselves prepared.
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I planted cucumbers today, clothing not optional.
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My guess is, it has to be planted by a toddler. 


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Geographically at least, those transplants were planted by someone wearing clothes and middle aged as well
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Re: On plan ting cucumbers
This didn’t work for me last year. Terrible cuke crop. I think it’s because I still had my shoes on. I’ll try again without them this spring and get back to y’all.
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