The Comedy Club----Post Funny Pictures and Jokes

[MissS]

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[worth1]

Looks like the COO of Beyond Meat went cannibal.
Well Beyond Meat.

[SpookyShoe]

I never knew about this... it's for real.

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[MissS]

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[MissS]

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[MissS]

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[MissS]

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[worth1]

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[MissS]

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Have a great day y'all!

[MissS]

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[Cornelius_Gotchberg]

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The Gotch

[MissS]

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[Cornelius_Gotchberg]

A new CEO was hired to take over a struggling company. The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately and presented him with three numbered envelopes and said “Open these when you run into trouble."

Three months later sales and profits were still way down and the new CEO was catching a lot of heat. He began to panic but then he remembered the envelopes. He went to his drawer and took out the first envelope. The message read, “Blame your predecessor.” The new CEO called a press conference and explained that the previous CEO had left him with a real mess and it was taking a bit longer to clean it up than expected, but everything was on the right track. Satisfied with his comments, the press – and Wall Street – responded positively.

Another quarter went by and the company continued to struggle. Having learned from his previous experience, the CEO quickly opened the second envelope. The message read, “Reorganize.” So he fired key people, consolidated divisions and cut costs everywhere he could; Wall Street, and the press, applauded his efforts.

Three months passed and the company was still short on sales and profits. The CEO would have to figure out how to get through another tough earnings call. The CEO went to his office, closed the door and opened the third envelope; the message said, “Prepare three envelopes.”

The Gotch

[MissS]

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[MissS]

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[MissS]

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[worth1]

Sounds like my place.
You'll know when you see it.

[MissS]

It’s corn syrup making time !!! Let’s salute all of those farmers hard at work tapping everyone of those corn plants !!!

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[MissS]

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[MissS]

Pretty clever

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