The Comedy Club----Post Funny Pictures and Jokes

[MissS]

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[AlittleSalt]

During the cold spell, my wife showed me something on her Facebook thing. It was a 7 day weather forecast where it said "Jenny we don't want your number" The lows were 8 6 7 5 3 0 9. Some weather forecaster must have had fun with that forecast.

[SpookyShoe]

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[SpookyShoe]

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[SpookyShoe]

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[Texgal]

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[mention]SpookyShoe[/mention]
This reminds me of an Aggie joke. Did you hear about the Aggies that were riding in the back of a pickup when it drove off a bridge? They all drowned because they couldnt get the tailgate open!

Oh i so love Aggie jokes!

[karstopography]

Two Aggies had bagged a deer and were dragging it by the rear legs back to the truck. But the antlers kept getting stuck in the mud. One says to the other, "This is tough but we only got about 1 mile left to reach the truck."

A third hunter saw their dilemma and told them, "If you drag the deer the other way, the antlers won't stick in the mud."

So the Aggies give it try and it works! The first Aggie says, "That hunter was right! This way is a lot easier."

The second Aggie says, "Sure was, but now we're two miles from the truck."

[SpookyShoe]

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[worth1]

There is no such thing as Feb 30.
Saw it right off.

[SpookyShoe]

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I like the avant-garde, devil-may-care attitude of dinosaur number one.

[Amateurinawe]

[mention]SpookyShoe[/mention] Yes but number 1 can't throw his tie over his shoulder in a windswept, I'm in a hurry kind of way.I

I also challenge how number 1 can tie his own tie....

[rxkeith]

here is my take.

ol brontosaurus is a plant eater. might be a shallow water browser.
that tie high up on the neck is gonna get mighty dirty, and wet, and
maybe even inadvertently in the mouth while eating.
much better to have the tie on the lower part of the neck.

seriously


keith

[worth1]

[Cole_Robbie]

This bag of miracle grow soil at walmart today was making me laugh. It looks like an illustration of a pepper and a tomato plant by someone who has never seen either one

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[SpookyShoe]

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[SpookyShoe]

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[worth1]

Screenshot_20210310-100647.pngI like the avant-garde, devil-may-care attitude of dinosaur number one.

It took awhile to get back to this post.
In part due to acquiring a government grant for research.
But after considerable effort and peer reviews I here by show proof and an answer to the debate.
The tie would have been worn lower down on the neck.
Here is that proof.

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[SpookyShoe]

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[MissS]

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[worth1]

I find this rather funny myself.
If anyone is offended for me making fun of an idiot please don't look at it.
The idiot is me.
How on earth did I think this was going to work.
Problem corrected before any mishaps.

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