The Comedy Club----Post Funny Pictures and Jokes

[MissS]

I'm all done with my canning today.

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[SpookyShoe]

Funny when I don't reply to somebody's text it's because I'm busy but when they don't reply to my text it's because they hate me.

[Cornelius_Gotchberg]

Provided By The Gotchberg Beer Removal Service, LLC: Cornelius Hieronymus Gotchberg-Owner/Sole Proprietor

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The Gotch

[worth1]

The other day I bought a used car.
I found my wife's dress in the back seat.

[Cornelius_Gotchberg]

After a challenging 1st year of marriage, a December Husband said to his May Wife: "I was thinking about something special for our 1st anniversary, how about a two month Around The World Luxury Cruise?"

The wife sniffed: "No!"

He: "How about a three carat, flawless, ideal cut, cushion shaped diamond ring in an 18 carat gold setting?"

She huffs: "No!"

He: "A Rolls-Royce Sweptail in your favorite Baby Blue color?"

She, gritting her teeth: "NO!"

He: "What do you want?"

She, seething: "I want a divorce."

He: "Gosh hon, I wasn't planning on spending that much..."

The Gotch

[Cornelius_Gotchberg]

Father Guido Sarducci picks up the telephone, and a voice asks: "Is this the WESconsin Catholic Church?"

The Father: "It is."

The caller: "This is the Special Investigations Office of the Internal Revenue Service, are you Father Guido Sarducci?"

The Father: "I am."

The caller: "Is Cornelius Hieronymus Gotchberg a member of your congregation?"

The Father: "He is."

The caller: "Did The Gotch make a $50,000 tax deductible contribution to your church?"

The Father: "HE WILL!"

The Gotch

[MissS]

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[MissS]

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[pondgardener]

Let's see, yellow and red makes orange, so yellow and blue make...ruh ro!

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[MissS]

What's even funnier is that you thought that you needed to spell this one out for everyone.

[worth1]

What's even funnier is that you thought that you needed to spell this one out for everyone.

Actually these days young folks don't have a clue.
It's one of my tests with younger folks and their knowledge.

[Amateurinawe]

I thought it might be environmental or perhaps it was a prior cross and a reversion to type

[MissS]

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[Cornelius_Gotchberg]

How do you's know if someone's Vegan?

Don't worry; they'll tell you's...

The Gotch

[MissS]

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[SpookyShoe]

Mask musings...

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[pondgardener]

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[worth1]

That one reminds me of my squash adventure some years ago.
I come home from Alaska to see giant inedible squash my wife and her friend picked.
What a waste.

[pepperhead212]

It's never a waste! If nothing else, there's always seeds, from any squash. I can't imagine how many in that one!

[Cornelius_Gotchberg]

@pondgardener; many a truth is posted in jest, am I right...?

The Gotch