The Comedy Club----Post Funny Pictures and Jokes

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[Cornelius_Gotchberg]

Hay Fever is determined by popular vote: Sometimes the EYES have it, sometimes the NOSE...

The Gotch

[Cornelius_Gotchberg]

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The Gotch

[MissS]

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[GoDawgs]

[SpookyShoe]

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[Amateurinawe]

@worth1 Are you sure he's not saying "There's enough meat on that burger to invent me a new type of casserole"

[Amateurinawe]

So, they built a highway to hell, and only a stairway to heaven. You can see the main direction of travel...

[worth1]

Did you hear about the guy that spent days on the internet looking for dual exhaust headers for his Tesla?

[Amateurinawe]

@worth1 I think I read that story. When he found out he'd be had, he went back to the mechanic to complain.
"It's was only a wind-up" , the mechanic said.
So with that, he returned the car back to the showroom, because actually he wanted an electric car....

[Amateurinawe]

Audacious, today someone threw a bottle of omega 3 oil at me .....

...luckily my injuries were only super fish oil.

[MissS]

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[Cornelius_Gotchberg]

A snail calls 911 and reports being robbed by three (3) tortoises.

When asked for a description, the snail said "I don't know, it all happened so fast..."
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Guy finds a snail on his front porch, so he picks it up and tosses it into his garden.

A month later there's a knock on his door, he opens it and it's the snail, who says "Hey, what's up with that?"

The Gotch

[SpookyShoe]

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[Amateurinawe]

I've just heard this morning that one of my best friends is seriously ill after drinking a whole bottle of invisible ink. He's currently in Hospital Accident and Emergency waiting to be seen.

[worth1]

The addition removal or replacement of a letter in a word can change everything.
Cocina means kitchen.
Cohina means filthy in Spanish and is an insult if a woman is called this.
The same can go with the English language as well.
Can you emagin the horror of a small child's parents when he came home from school and told them he was taking meth and not math.

[rxkeith]

a customer of our told us that after much pondering, he has come to the conclusion that downy softener is
the reason for viagra.



keith