I'm all done with my canning today.

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The Gotch

The other day I bought a used car.
I found my wife's dress in the back seat.

After a challenging 1st year of marriage, a December Husband said to his May Wife: "I was thinking about something special for our 1st anniversary, how about a two month Around The World Luxury Cruise?"

The wife sniffed: "No!"

He: "How about a three carat, flawless, ideal cut, cushion shaped diamond ring in an 18 carat gold setting?"

She huffs: "No!"

He: "A Rolls-Royce Sweptail in your favorite Baby Blue color?"

She, gritting her teeth: "NO!"

He: "What do you want?"

She, seething: "I want a divorce."

He: "Gosh hon, I wasn't planning on spending that much..."

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Father Guido Sarducci picks up the telephone, and a voice asks: "Is this the WESconsin Catholic Church?"

The Father: "It is."

The caller: "This is the Special Investigations Office of the Internal Revenue Service, are you Father Guido Sarducci?"

The Father: "I am."

The caller: "Is Cornelius Hieronymus Gotchberg a member of your congregation?"

The Father: "He is."

The caller: "Did The Gotch make a $50,000 tax deductible contribution to your church?"

The Father: "HE WILL!"

The Gotch

Let's see, yellow and red makes orange, so yellow and blue make...ruh ro!

What's even funnier is that you thought that you needed to spell this one out for everyone.

MissS wrote: ↑Sun Aug 14, 2022 1:01 pm What's even funnier is that you thought that you needed to spell this one out for everyone.

Actually these days young folks don't have a clue.
It's one of my tests with younger folks and their knowledge.

I thought it might be environmental or perhaps it was a prior cross and a reversion to type

How do you's know if someone's Vegan?

Don't worry; they'll tell you's...

The Gotch

Mask musings...

That one reminds me of my squash adventure some years ago.
I come home from Alaska to see giant inedible squash my wife and her friend picked.
What a waste.

It's never a waste! If nothing else, there's always seeds, from any squash. I can't imagine how many in that one!

@pondgardener; many a truth is posted in jest, am I right...?

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