Thought I would add this to the collection from the picture I posted of the Wombat.

That last one is closer than what you might recon to the truth [mention]worth1[/mention] , particularly when it comes to carrots which do not agree with their systems even though they love them. What a mess.....

This is a funny story at least my friend and I thought so.
There was an all you can eat fried chicken buffet in Clute Texas.
My friend and I were in there for lunch one day.
The Asian guy that owned the place only had little polystyrene plates.
This guy keeps going back for more, wee plate stacked high.
Finally the owner gets fed up and yells at him.
"You fat pig, make that last plate and get out, shaking some long kitchen utensil at him.

Way too close to the truth.

The above so reminds me of this which i saw many years ago,

https://www.albany.edu/faculty/miesing/ ... /hell.html

This is someone's husband, apparently, in Texas, who hasn't lost his sense of humour.

This happened today. Worked a jigsaw puzzle with my Mom. We had a little bowl of pretzels to snack on. I got mixed up and yep, ended up with a puzzle piece in my mouth. Then we played a video game together. I'd occasionally reach over to get a pretzel from the bowl. Not looking at what I was doing, I plunged my hand into (not the pretzel bowl) my teacup!

Thank God for people who love us just the way we are.

How do some people make it through the day??