I LOVE this idea! If it’s okay I’m going to steal it and do the same in our community garden.

MissS wrote: ↑Tue Feb 06, 2024 8:37 pmI can see a can of spam coming my way for saying this, but I have never had it.

Careful what you's ask for: https://dealspotr.com/promo-codes/spam.com

The Gotch

Spam’s homepage. Damn them and their targeted merchandise.

Cornelius_Gotchberg wrote: ↑Sun Mar 03, 2024 9:13 am

MissS wrote: ↑Tue Feb 06, 2024 8:37 pmI can see a can of spam coming my way for saying this, but I have never had it.

Careful what you's ask for: https://dealspotr.com/promo-codes/spam.com

The Gotch

Don't even think about sending it. It's not listed on my low sodium diet.

Mark_Thompson wrote: ↑Sun Mar 03, 2024 9:17 amSpam’s homepage. Damn them and their targeted merchandise.

https://store.spam.com/all-products

My personal favorite (out of 263!)? The 3' x 5'/91.44 x 152.4 cm Flag: The Gotch

MissS wrote: ↑Sun Mar 03, 2024 9:56 amDon't even think about sending it. It's not listed on my low sodium diet.

Let not yer heart be troubled: The Gotch

Yeah 25% less than 1,375 percent of the recommended daily amount…

Cornelius_Gotchberg wrote: ↑Sun Mar 03, 2024 10:25 am

MissS wrote: ↑Sun Mar 03, 2024 9:56 amDon't even think about sending it. It's not listed on my low sodium diet.

Let not yer heart be troubled:
image-product_spam-less-sodium-12oz-420x420.png

The Gotch

Me thinks that they are spamming you.
Only 580mg of sodium for 2oz's! Such a deal. I am restricted to 1500-1800mg per day. I guess that I would call that lower sodium but not low sodium. I can't even have a piece of bread with my spam.

MissS wrote: ↑Sun Mar 03, 2024 11:23 am I can't even have a piece of bread with my spam.

Slapping it twist two (2) NO sodium Tomato slices (with a lettuce of yer choosing) is a possibility... FWIW, if you's win the Ugliest Tomato Contest (prize sponsored by The Gotch), yer close enough for a Ham; heck, personal delivery, even!

The Gotch

Would this half naked Sutton's Peach Blow count as ugly?

TomatoNut95 wrote: ↑Mon May 20, 2024 11:17 amWould this half naked Sutton's Peach Blow count as ugly?

Sure it's ugly, but as far as being in the running? NOT_EVEN_CLOSE!

That there's a Swim Suit Model compared to more...um...deserving entries from times past: viewtopic.php?p=77698&hilit=ugliest+tomato#p77654

The Gotch

@MissS I feel ya, my mother is also on a sodium restricted diet because of kidney stones and has a great deal of trouble finding sodium free food. She makes her own bread at home because store bought bread has too much sodium. Everything does. Reduced sodium goods are still too high. Personally I stopped using table salt myself and use No Salt, a potassium that is a sodium substitute. You get used to after only a few uses.

My first entry for the Ugly Contest. Lopsided German Queen.

My second entry for the Ugly Contest: this severely damaged Sutton's Peach Blow. While it was young it was half eaten by a hornworm.

TomatoNut95 wrote: ↑Mon Jun 17, 2024 7:50 pm 20240617_193928_HDR~2.jpg20240617_193934_HDR~2.jpg

My second entry for the Ugly Contest: this severely damaged Sutton's Peach Blow. While it was young it was half eaten by a hornworm.

The russeted patch has the mouth feel of approximately 220 grit sandpaper. Don't ask.

In a way I guess my Westerlund could be called ugly on one side.

Glass half full? The Gotch has a promising entry: Glass half empty? It's the lovely and long suffering Mrs. Gotch's fave, Ananas Noire.

The Gotch

My Porckchop that I thought was going to bring me glory in the giant contest, sigh. Well hopefully it fares better in the ugly contest.

@Mark_Thompson That sure is an ugly one all right. It's not even blushing yet. I think that this is your second one that has gotten some kind of funk and started to rot. Given that, I might consider spraying them with isopropyl alcohol or a light vinegar spray as they start sizing up to keep whatever pathogen this is at bay.

Mark_Thompson wrote: ↑Mon Jul 08, 2024 7:40 am My Porckchop that I thought was going to bring me glory in the giant contest, sigh. Well hopefully it fares better in the ugly contest.

Now THAT'S one BUTT UGLY Tomato!

The Gotch

Cornelius_Gotchberg wrote: ↑Mon Jul 08, 2024 9:15 am

Mark_Thompson wrote: ↑Mon Jul 08, 2024 7:40 am My Porckchop that I thought was going to bring me glory in the giant contest, sigh. Well hopefully it fares better in the ugly contest.

Now THAT'S one BUTT UGLY Tomato!

The Gotch

Awww thanks @Cornelius_Gotchberg !