The Comedy Club----Post Funny Pictures and Jokes

[GoDawgs]

[SpookyShoe]

Yes, this is a real day. Benefits are body acceptance and no laundry to do as clean up would just require a quick hose down.

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[ddsack]

Whoever decided on the date of this holiday must live in the south!
High on Monday, May 1 here will only be 49F !!!
Why not pick June or July?

[pondgardener]

Supposedly the first time the holiday was observed was in September, but later moved to May. In the linked article it mentions that Canadians may use an alternate date on the first Saturday in June, so you might wait till then.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Naked_Gardening_Day

[rdback]

You're only supposed to do this ONE day a year? Oops.

[GoDawgs]

Mmmmm, I think I have something else scheduled that day. Shuckey darns!

[worth1]

Last week or so I asked a guy at work with an accent where he was from.
He had light colored hair and a reddish beard.
He replied that he was from Transylvania.
He then said I bet that surprised me.
I said no it didn't and that everyone in Transylvania didn't look like a vampire with a black cape and hair.
The guy got the biggest laugh out of my reply.
I hope y'all do too.

[Sue_CT]

[pondgardener]

Hey!, the guy mowing the grass is wearing socks! Either do it all the way or not at all!

[rxkeith]

the U.P. would probably be lumped in with the canadians. there is still snow on the ground, but its making a fast retreat
now that the temperature is starting to rise, and it is now raining. june first, you just never know what the weather is like.
50s, 60s is kinda cool to be out there, and bare. once july comes along, the black flies, and skeeters start showing up, and
do their best to make people anemic, and itch. there are body parts of mine i just don't care to have bitten up if you know what
i mean.


keith

[Cornelius_Gotchberg]

Colin Kaepernick is America's real life Al Bundy; he had one great game, now he complains a lot and sells shoes.....

The Gotch

[SpookyShoe]

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[Cornelius_Gotchberg]

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The Gotch

[MissS]

Anticipation!

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[loulac]

Found in ba-bamail

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[SpookyShoe]

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[worth1]

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[worth1]

[bower]

Oh man that dog is talking... How could anyone refuse? Wow!!!
A little chubby, indeed.

[MissS]

I'm posting this with a heavy heart...
As much as I love my gardening addiction and this forum, it takes up too much of my time and I am struggling to keep up with the everyday basics such as cleaning and maintaining my home, so somethings have to go. I will be re-homing most of my stuff.
Please don't ask any questions, as I can't handle talking about it.
Below is a list of what's available.
All FREE of charge, but to good homes only.
Serious inquiries only, please.
Thanks for reading and understanding...









1. Dustpan and broom
2. Sponges
3. Dusters
4. Mop and bucket
5. Window cleaner
6.Hoover
7. Dishwashing liquid
8. Laundry detergent
9. Fabric softener
10. Laundry baskets
11. Toilet brush
12. Cleaning sprays
13. Scrubbing brushes