It just ain't right

[GoDawgs]

Geez... yellow slime? You are a brave, brave man, Tormato!

[worth1]

This sounds disgusting.
I can't imagine taking a second bite.
I can't imagine taking a first bite.
Then the idea of ranch dressing instead of yellow mustard.

[Vanman]

It sounds like this was beyond saving, even with gravy and cheese sauce.

[worth1]

It sounds like this was beyond saving, even with gravy and cheese sauce.

I don't even think covering it in Texas chilli would help.
Here's the ingredients for morning Star corn dogs.

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[Tormahto]

Geez... yellow slime? You are a brave, brave man, Tormato!

Well, it was at first hidden under the batter. And, I think that gravity caused it to slowly slide downward, as I didn't notice anything in the first bite.

I have to finish what I start, just as long as what goes down doesn't come back up.

[Tormato]

This is blasphemy! Corn dogs are sacrosanct and shouldn’t be treated in this way! What has this world come to! There’s good reason that Beyond Meat’s stock is in the gutter. Vegan corn dogs are a concoction of the Sith! Skip the blasphemous thing and go for some nice, wholesome cheese curds.

Vegan corn dogs were invented by Joseph Mengele. So if you buy one , you're tacitly supporting the Third Reich.

Hitler wanted vegetarian corn dogs because he was a vegetarian?
No it's because Goering/Göring ate all the hotdog weiners.
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[bboomer]

I just go straight to the fried Oreos and fried butter. Yum!